"Wow, that is so me of you!"
did i allow u to have fun without me
what about this wedding for u big day ?
see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder
*takes 19 selfies*
*deletes 22 selfies*
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
seven days without a pun makes one weak
me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat